1
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Am I a good person?

2
00:02:43,131 --> 00:02:44,498
<i>We're doing</i>

3
00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,067
<i>the self-reflective</i>
<i>thing today?</i>

4
00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,835
Yeah, I guess so.

5
00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:50,905
<i>Let me see, um,</i>
<i>well...</i>

6
00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,840
<i>You have two incredible kids,</i>

7
00:02:52,874 --> 00:02:56,343
<i>you got a gorgeous wife,</i>
<i>you have a beautiful home,</i>

8
00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,047
<i>questionably decorated,</i>
<i>but it's fully paid off.</i>

9
00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,581
<i>You got a great job,</i>

10
00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,349
<i>still got that handsome smile</i>
<i>from high school,</i>

11
00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,152
<i>so are you still</i>
<i>a good person?</i>

12
00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,285
<i>Who cares, bro?</i>

13
00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,954
<i>Honestly!</i>
<i>I mean,</i>

14
00:03:06,988 --> 00:03:10,357
<i>stop going out of your way</i>
<i>to make yourself miserable.</i>

15
00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,061
You tell Kristen
your décor thoughts?

16
00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:14,428
<i>Come on, man, fuck, no!</i>

17
00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,229
<i>I'm not trying</i>
<i>to get my ass killed.</i>

18
00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:21,201
<i>Your life is</i>
<i>damn near perfect.</i>

19
00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,437
<i>And I promise you that,</i>

20
00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:26,974
<i>there are people</i>
<i>way worse off than you are.</i>

21
00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,343
<i>That too insightful for you?</i>

22
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,848
No, sorry,
it's the neighbor's damn drone

23
00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,348
in my yard again.

24
00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,618
<i>Again? Dude, when are you</i>
<i>going to grow a sac?</i>

25
00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,721
<i>Put that little shit</i>
<i>in his place!</i>

26
00:03:39,754 --> 00:03:42,090
I don't want to make
a big deal out of it.

27
00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:44,257
<i>"I don't want to make-"</i>
<i>Stop being such a fucking beta!</i>

28
00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,693
<i>You want me to come over</i>
<i>there right now, bro,</i>

29
00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,995
<i>and smack that</i>
<i>little acne-popper?</i>

30
00:03:48,029 --> 00:03:49,063
<i>Let me finish up here,</i>

31
00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:50,363
<i>and I'll come over there.</i>

32
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,735
<i>What the hell was that?</i>

33
00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,003
- I'll call you back.
<i>- Remember what I said--</i>

34
00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,777
Hi.

35
00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,645
Sorry I'm late.

36
00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,346
Happy birthday.

37
00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,853
Thanks.

38
00:04:13,121 --> 00:04:15,022
I didn't know
you were still coming.

39
00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:18,258
Yeah, that's sort of the whole
surprise aspect of this.

40
00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,027
But if you don't want
to hang out with me, then...

41
00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:23,263
No, no, no, stop,
I always want to.

42
00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,499
It's just, it's getting
kind of late and

43
00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,435
I have dinner plans
with Kristen later.

44
00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,506
We gotta leave by 6:30.

45
00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:35,877
It's cutting it
<i>really</i> close.

46
00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,678
Come on.

47
00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,413
I just want to
celebrate with you.

48
00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,117
Even if it's short.

49
00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:47,121
Besides,
I brought you something.

50
00:04:47,155 --> 00:04:49,356
If you want it.

51
00:04:56,097 --> 00:04:58,099
One hour.

52
00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,768
- I'm serious.
- Mm-hmm.

53
00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:03,436
Wait, wait,
where are you going?

54
00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:34,969
Tom!

55
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,170
- Whoa!
- Fuck!

56
00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:37,370
Oh, sorry!

57
00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,372
- What the fuck!?
- I'm sorry!

58
00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,943
I didn't know you were
standing there.

59
00:05:41,976 --> 00:05:43,044
Oh...

60
00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:44,979
Okay, I'm sorry
if I scared you.

61
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,379
What is wrong?

62
00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,049
- It's nothing.
- Okay?

63
00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:50,383
- I'm fine.
- Fine?

64
00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,619
Okay, we have dinner,

65
00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,821
I don't want to lose
the table, so...

66
00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:54,922
Okay, I'll hurry.

67
00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,324
- Hurry?
- Yeah.

68
00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,025
Fuck! Just hurry it up.

69
00:05:58,059 --> 00:06:00,027
- It sounds good.
- Okay.

70
00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,295
- Shit!
- I love you.

71
00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:04,397
Yeah, I love you, too.

72
00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:12,106
Okay, okay.

73
00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,608
Okay, all you gotta do
is make it

74
00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,344
through dinner,
all right?

75
00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,645
That's all you gotta do.

76
00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:20,948
You just have to make it
through this dinner,

77
00:06:20,982 --> 00:06:25,119
you sick piece of shit.

78
00:06:43,271 --> 00:06:45,373
Okay.

79
00:06:57,151 --> 00:07:00,821
...thank you for doing this...

80
00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,757
I have to go.

81
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,358
Everything okay?

82
00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:06,193
Yes, everything is good.

83
00:07:06,227 --> 00:07:08,362
I'm just finishing up
some work stuff.

84
00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:09,664
I'm all yours
for the rest of the night,

85
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,967
I'm just texting
this guy here, okay,

86
00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,302
that's finished.

87
00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:17,405
This matre'd
is a fucking pain in the ass.

88
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,174
Like, just move the table
time, please,

89
00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,776
that's all I'm asking.

90
00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,647
You...
son of a bitch!

91
00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:29,083
I can't believe
you just did that!

92
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,284
I'm sorry.

93
00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:31,319
It's not funny!

94
00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:34,121
This dress is expensive!

95
00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:36,524
I'll buy you a new one.

96
00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,592
I'm taking it off.

97
00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,095
There ain't nothing
stopping you.

98
00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:46,033
Fine.

99
00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,969
Sit down.

100
00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,847
I think I like it
better this way.

101
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,816
Good.

102
00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:37,151
Now.

103
00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:44,825
What are you
gonna do for me?

104
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,908
<i>Thomas?</i>

105
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,077
<i>Honey?</i>

106
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,945
Tom!

107
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,013
Hey.

108
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,683
Hi.
You okay?

109
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:46,020
I don't know.

110
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:46,987
I--

111
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,656
You don't know, okay,
well, I'm, I'm--

112
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,890
Shh, shh, shh.

113
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,295
You heard that, right?

114
00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,263
- I didn't--
- Shh-shh!

115
00:09:56,297 --> 00:09:58,132
- Hear anything.
- Shh, shh, shh!

116
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:03,237
Something's outside.

117
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,705
I didn't hear anything.

118
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:05,973
Because you keep talking.

119
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,576
I am not talking.
You're shushing me,

120
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,742
I'm trying to get us
out the door.

121
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,512
- Shh!
- Stop shushing me.

122
00:10:10,545 --> 00:10:12,213
We're gonna be late anyway.

123
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:14,415
Let's just go,
it's probably...

124
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,718
Maybe one of the workers,
or a squirrel.

125
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,254
Everything's good, just relax,
it's your birthday,

126
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,690
we're gonna have lots of fun!

127
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,692
Okay? I'm gonna call
Sven again, let's go.

128
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,759
Come on, honey.

129
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,196
Tom!
Fuck's sake-- Tom!

130
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,432
Jesus Christ.

131
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,534
Where the fuck are my keys?

132
00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:38,839
Okay. Whatever happens next,

133
00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:41,108
just know I did this
because I love you.

134
00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:43,978
What are you doing?
Tom, what are you doing?

135
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,113
- Somebody's outside!
- No, stop, stop it.

136
00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:47,381
Tom, stop, stop.

137
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,449
- Stop!
- I got this!

138
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,618
Stop, you're acting insane!

139
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,586
Stop, I'm telling
you right now.

140
00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:52,953
You're being ridiculous.

141
00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:56,190
Put it down, that's not
going to do anything.

142
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,858
Put it down.

143
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,194
Thank you.

144
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,735
Who were you just
talking to?

145
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,538
- What?
- When I came downstairs,

146
00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:11,038
you were
whispering to someone,

147
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,907
who was it?

148
00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,310
No one.

149
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:21,348
Okay, so who were you
on the phone with?

150
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,784
I told you, work.

151
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,453
Okay.
Let me see your phone.

152
00:11:26,487 --> 00:11:28,155
No.

153
00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,390
Why?

154
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,358
Let me see yours.

155
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,139
I'm gonna go get the gun.

156
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,577
Okay, you're not
going to get "the gun".

157
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:49,710
It's probably a neighbor.

158
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,613
Why don't you go check?

159
00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:52,947
Or I will.

160
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:55,816
Go.

161
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,985
Okay, just stay here.

162
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,353
Okay.

163
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,299
Surprise!

164
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,707
I genuinely don't know
what to say.

165
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,041
Let's fuckin' party, bro!

166
00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,142
Yeah!

167
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,580
Okay, I-- I'm gonna need
a second to process this.

168
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,847
Thank you all for coming.

169
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,316
This is gonna be super fun.

170
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,051
Eat and drink and have fun,

171
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,554
get drunk and
make yourselves at home.

172
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:33,588
Let's get fucking turn

173
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:34,855
that shit up!

174
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,257
Watch out. Slip by,
slip by.

175
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,424
Let's go!

176
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,696
Surprise.

177
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:44,398
So... the dinner...

178
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,368
That was just a diversion.

179
00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,507
Who hired this DJ?
They suck.

180
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,874
Hey.

181
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,677
Happy birthday, Daddy.

182
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,646
- Hi!
- I missed you.

183
00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:00,414
I know,
I missed you, too.

184
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,019
Are you about to cry?

185
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,320
It's not that serious.

186
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,955
No, I just haven't
seen you in forever

187
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,090
and I wasn't
expecting any of this.

188
00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:12,059
I know, I thought mom was
gonna have an aneurysm.

189
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,664
We showed up early and almost
blew the whole thing up.

190
00:13:15,697 --> 00:13:17,164
Hmm, really?

191
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,832
- Yeah.
- Do me a favor and go

192
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,069
get your brother and grab the
cake from the car.

193
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,405
Is that a two-person job?

194
00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,907
Yeah, kind of,
actually, it is.

195
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,245
Okay.

196
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,816
Happy birthday.

197
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,559
Oh, there he is.

198
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:48,462
Oh, couldn't put in
a few more steps before I--

199
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,631
I'll be with you
in a minute.

200
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,065
It's good
to see you, William.

201
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,033
Is it?

202
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,203
Man, my daughter pampers you.

203
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,772
Look at this.

204
00:13:57,806 --> 00:13:59,273
Very, very impressive.

205
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:03,377
I mean, she's put her heart
at your feet, so...

206
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,880
let's try not
to step on it today, huh?

207
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,630
Go easy, go easy.

208
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,872
Ah, fucking stop!

209
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,258
I'm sorry, I didn't...

210
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,194
I shouldn't have spoken
to you that way, I just...

211
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,498
I thought we agreed

212
00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:00,100
that no marks.

213
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,439
I'm sorry.

214
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:09,209
I have to pee.

215
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,653
Don't you fuckin' move!

216
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,461
Happy birthday, bitch.

217
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,630
Bring it in, dude.

218
00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:30,532
Come here,
come here, come on!

219
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:31,599
Thanks for coming, Mike.

220
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,167
Oh, dude, thank you.

221
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,569
You gave me a great reason

222
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:35,804
to get the fuck
outta the house.

223
00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:37,906
Newborns are
no fucking joke, man.

224
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,273
I even got here early
just to get

225
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,809
the fuck out
of there, man.

226
00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,342
- It's just--
- You got here early?

227
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,580
Yeah, I got here early.

228
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:46,881
How, how, how long ago?

229
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,315
It doesn't matter.

230
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,318
All I know is I'm getting
fucking lit tonight.

231
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,987
- No, no, no, no.
- What, what--

232
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,790
I need to know
exactly what you saw.

233
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,125
Whoa, dude, dude, dude,
chill, chill, chill.

234
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,628
What the fuck are you on?

235
00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:03,898
And... you got
any more for me?

236
00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:07,034
It's-- sorry, man,
I'm not on anything.

237
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,236
Oh, dude, that's kind of
fuckin' lame.

238
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,505
You at least want a beer?

239
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:11,472
No, no, I shouldn't.

240
00:16:11,506 --> 00:16:13,407
Oh... fuck you,
you're drinking a beer

241
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,909
on your birthday,
would you come on?

242
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:16,644
- No, Mike--
- No, I'm not letting you

243
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:18,111
talk me out of this shit.

244
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,447
Just get your ass down here
and have a fucking beer.

245
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,316
It's simple, right?

246
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,026
Hi.

247
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,028
Hi. Are you having fun?

248
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,330
- Um...
- Yeah?

249
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,499
How much longer
do we have to do this?

250
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,367
Huh?

251
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,870
Do what?

252
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:45,205
The... party.

253
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:46,708
The party?
Your birthday party?

254
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:49,544
It just started,
and, I don't know.

255
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:50,812
Are you not having fun?

256
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,381
Honey, it took me a month
to plan this whole thing.

257
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,851
All these people here,
are here for you.

258
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,185
Why are you asking me this?

259
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,655
All right,
look, I was-- I'm sorry.

260
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:04,592
I was just trying to get some
sort of a time frame.

261
00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:10,497
What? Like one hour, two?

262
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,934
One hour, two...

263
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,369
three, four.

264
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,037
Maybe all night.

265
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,405
Probably all night.

266
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,440
Okay?
Can you handle that?

267
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,976
Can you at least
try to have fun?

268
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,377
These people
are here for you,

269
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,713
to celebrate you,
your birthday.

270
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:26,915
I'm trying.

271
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,216
I know,
it's difficult, I know.

272
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,619
Okay, okay,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

273
00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:32,987
Hey, how's it going in here?

274
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,023
It seems like it's not
going well at all.

275
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,357
Anything I can do?

276
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:40,962
We're fine.

277
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,830
I was asking my daughter.

278
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,364
If I ever want your thoughts,

279
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,034
you should take me
to the ER

280
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,702
because I'm feeling
a little strokey.

281
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,102
Unless there's something

282
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,270
you want to share,
something important.

283
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:53,340
Dad, everything's fine, stop.

284
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,408
It's okay.

285
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,977
It's his birthday,
just try to be kind.

286
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,779
Which is super-cute
when you're seven.

287
00:17:57,812 --> 00:18:00,480
But, yeah, let's celebrate.

288
00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:16,664
Why are we all
staring at each other?

289
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,804
- No reason.
- None.

290
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,008
Here's your ridiculously
overpriced cake.

291
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,475
I got it
all by myself, too.

292
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:30,243
Thank you, sweetheart,
thank you so much.

293
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,046
Everyone get out,
just go, leave.

294
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,213
We're literally
already going.

295
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,449
Watch your mouth,
get out.

296
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,785
Table right here
for you, sir.

297
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,528
Are you okay?

298
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,431
Yeah, I'm fine, just...

299
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,168
Are you gonna
fix things with mom?

300
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:00,374
Dad.

301
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,142
No, no, I'm going to take of
everything, all right?

302
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,478
Just don't--
don't worry about it.

303
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,165
Ew!
Dad, what the hell?

304
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,502
Sorry, I-- I thought.

305
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:31,673
Wait, who-- who is this?

306
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,340
This is Pietro.

307
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,842
He's an ocean photographer.

308
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:37,745
He's the head of that
nonprofit we're starting.

309
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:40,815
Mahalo.

310
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,482
And happy birthday.

311
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:43,985
Yeah, okay.

312
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,687
Look, can we just
please keep everything

313
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,989
within eyesight, please?

314
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,123
Yeah, let's go.

315
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,725
Don't! Touch that.

316
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:51,926
What?
What did I do?

317
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,062
Nothing, I-- I wanna keep
all of the party people

318
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,396
in the same place, so...

319
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,765
Yeah, you said that,

320
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,034
we're just getting towels
to go sit by the pool.

321
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,302
Right, but not from here.

322
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:06,507
Okay, truthfully...

323
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,543
I found mold.

324
00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:09,544
Ew!

325
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,045
Yeah, "ew".

326
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,312
And it's disgusting, I know,

327
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,715
and I'm gonna
deal with it later,

328
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:15,516
but just please don't
tell your mom right now,

329
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,251
I don't need her stressing
out about this, too.

330
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,987
If it's black mold,
you should get on that.

331
00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:23,057
Thank you, Pietro,
I definitely will.

332
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,025
Thank you.

333
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,267
You want me to get that?

334
00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:39,107
Oh, my phone!
Son of a bitch!

335
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,440
Oh, I finally found it.

336
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:41,776
I've been looking
everywhere for this,

337
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:43,243
I'm sorry,
it's been making me crazy.

338
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,513
You guys go back
to the party, I got this.

339
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:48,082
All right, there you go, man.
Back at you.

340
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,483
Rose, don't forget to
wash your hands

341
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:51,351
just in case of
the black mold.

342
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:25,720
Hey, what's up, dude?

343
00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:26,821
How you doing? Good?

344
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:27,922
This is great.

345
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,758
- Good turnout, man.
- Nice statue!

346
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:31,893
You all right?

347
00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:34,128
Everyone showed up.

348
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,363
- Abe, even Abe made it.
- Good old Abe.

349
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,331
Yeah, birthday boy.

350
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,934
Where's Sally-Ann?

351
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,235
I have no idea.

352
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:43,204
She's a real pill.

353
00:21:43,237 --> 00:21:44,672
Oh, hi, guys!

354
00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:46,641
Hi.

355
00:21:47,942 --> 00:21:49,177
You look good messy.

356
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,477
Thanks.

357
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,613
You're cute-- hi!

358
00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,116
I got highlights
this week, y'all notice?

359
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,784
Let me stand in the sun.

360
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,086
- It looks good, right?
- Oh, no, it does.

361
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,454
- It looks like highlights.
- I went to my mom's...

362
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,323
- My mom's guy.
- Life is a party.

363
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,525
My man!

364
00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:09,263
Doing well? Doing good?

365
00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:22,610
Oh, my God, like stuck.

366
00:22:22,643 --> 00:22:25,345
Hey, Thomas, hold on, where
you going, bro?

367
00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:30,184
Let me ask you,
do you um... that stuff

368
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,186
we were talking about before?

369
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,021
What are you talking about?

370
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,355
The drugs?

371
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,858
- No, not-- what?
- Yeah, I got the drugs--

372
00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:39,293
No, I was talking about--
no, no, wait, wait.

373
00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,095
They wanna party.

374
00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:42,964
He's joking, he's kidding.

375
00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:44,031
It's not--

376
00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:45,233
Hope you guys are having fun.

377
00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:47,768
Boo!
Ha-ha, I found you.

378
00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:48,903
- You did.

379
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,272
- I love this little cat and
mouse game we have going on.

380
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:52,940
Ooh...

381
00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:53,975
You been working out?

382
00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:56,443
- No, not really, no.
- Oh, I think you have.

383
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,646
Oh, I can tell you
and your son are related.

384
00:22:58,679 --> 00:23:01,481
I heart you!

385
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,150
That's funny.

386
00:23:03,184 --> 00:23:05,286
So tell me,
how was your birthday?

387
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:06,587
- Birthday's been going great.
- Good!

388
00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:07,521
Just making the rounds.

389
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:09,257
Oh, I do have to go...

390
00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:10,691
Wait a minute,
you're a little tense.

391
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:12,793
Do you need a little massage,
are you sure?

392
00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:13,861
Yeah...

393
00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:15,495
Listen, I'm really good
at massage,

394
00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:16,530
the deeper the better.

395
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:17,899
I'm sure, I'm sure.

396
00:23:17,932 --> 00:23:20,301
That guy, he looks pretty sore.
And I gotta go say hi to--

397
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:21,602
Okay, well, come back,

398
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:22,770
I have a Richard Avedon
story for you.

399
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,404
Hi, how are you?

400
00:23:26,974 --> 00:23:29,644
Susan, like,
completely messed up my hair,

401
00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:33,080
and, uh...
asked if I was legal.

402
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:37,818
Susan is a psychopath,
and avoid her at all costs.

403
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,224
<i>How are you?</i>

404
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,226
<i>Are you not having fun?</i>

405
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,932
<i>Thomas!</i>

406
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:53,433
<i>All I know is I'm getting</i>
<i>fucking lit tonight.</i>

407
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,203
<i>Hey, there, hot piece of mess...</i>

408
00:23:56,237 --> 00:23:58,973
<i>like Vin Diesel with hair.</i>

409
00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,444
<i>You got here early?</i>

410
00:24:07,348 --> 00:24:08,950
<i>Chill, chill, chill.</i>

411
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:26,534
<i>You're gonna love it-- turn</i>
<i>that frown upside down, man.</i>

412
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:44,151
Oh, God.

413
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:02,403
Okay, okay, just breathe.

414
00:25:02,436 --> 00:25:04,271
Everything's
going to be okay.

415
00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:05,473
It's all gonna be okay,

416
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,508
you just gotta
keep it together.

417
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,610
All right?

418
00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:12,313
Come on, man.

419
00:28:54,802 --> 00:28:56,538
Come on, man.

420
00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:58,839
Come on.

421
00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:00,808
Jesus!

422
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:02,243
Everything come out
all right?

423
00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:03,944
Sorry, I-- I didn't know
anyone was waiting.

424
00:29:03,978 --> 00:29:06,747
Were you talking to
yourself or your mistress?

425
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,148
- What?
- I see you.

426
00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:09,651
My daughter may have
her head in the clouds,

427
00:29:09,684 --> 00:29:12,186
but I'm just waiting
for you to slip.

428
00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:14,221
And it's coming.

429
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,338
I just feel it...

430
00:29:31,372 --> 00:29:32,607
What's going on?

431
00:29:32,641 --> 00:29:33,807
- Nothing.
- Nothing.

432
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:35,309
Well, it's obviously
not nothing.

433
00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,746
She's upset and you're both
clearly hiding something,

434
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,046
so just spit it out.

435
00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,781
I told you he already knows.

436
00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:43,050
Know what?
What is it I "know"?

437
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,218
Nothing!

438
00:29:44,251 --> 00:29:45,687
Nothing, it's fine.

439
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,655
Where are you going?

440
00:29:46,688 --> 00:29:47,921
Ask her.

441
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,089
Where is she going?

442
00:29:49,123 --> 00:29:52,026
Tom, just let her go,
it's fine, okay?

443
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,298
You're wasted already, huh?

444
00:29:57,331 --> 00:29:59,300
Yay.

445
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:00,501
Jesus Christ.

446
00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:03,103
Can't even take a piss
without you guys screaming.

447
00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,972
- What is it now?
- Nothing.

448
00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:06,574
- Nothing?
- Dad, no.

449
00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:07,609
What?

450
00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,243
I mean...

451
00:30:09,276 --> 00:30:11,513
Mom, did you want me
to put the cake out?

452
00:30:11,546 --> 00:30:13,615
Susan keeps asking about it.

453
00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:15,282
I-- I don't care.

454
00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:17,184
I mean...

455
00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:22,489
What happened now?

456
00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,426
Nothing.

457
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,428
Shock to no one
your dad was being a dick.

458
00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:30,464
Do you know what? I am getting
tired of this shit!

459
00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,600
- Excuse me?
- Belittling me?

460
00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,168
Humiliating me
in front of my family?

461
00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:36,036
You know what
would be great, William?

462
00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,472
If you could show me
some actual decency

463
00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:40,407
for five seconds.

464
00:30:40,441 --> 00:30:42,711
I mean, shit, man,
it's my fucking birthday.

465
00:30:42,744 --> 00:30:44,244
So I should just
sit idly by

466
00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,780
while you scream
at my daughter,

467
00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:47,948
and everyone else
in the house.

468
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,383
Buckle up, buttercup.

469
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:50,951
I'm just getting started.

470
00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,353
Well, I'm sorry, William,

471
00:30:52,386 --> 00:30:55,089
but I'm going to be
saying whatever I want

472
00:30:55,122 --> 00:30:57,024
because this is my house!

473
00:30:57,057 --> 00:31:00,427
That's funny, because I don't
remember the deposit

474
00:31:00,461 --> 00:31:02,062
coming out of <i>your</i> account.

475
00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,097
But maybe
I'm wrong on that.

476
00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,498
Jesus Christ.

477
00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:06,200
If you want to yell and scream
like a girl scout

478
00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,936
who lost her cookies,
go nuts.

479
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:11,639
But please, at some point,
just stop,

480
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,240
and admit to my daughter

481
00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:15,943
what you're really upset
about, and remember,

482
00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:19,246
you suck at
hiding things.

483
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:20,582
Ready, go.

484
00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:31,659
- Dad?
- Yeah?

485
00:31:31,693 --> 00:31:32,727
Go outside.

486
00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:33,728
Oh, come on.

487
00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:34,763
This is the fun part.

488
00:31:34,796 --> 00:31:36,029
- No.
- No?

489
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,498
This isn't fun.

490
00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:40,267
Great party, honey,
everyone's having fun.

491
00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:48,175
Honey, I'm so sorry.

492
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:51,278
I'm gonna go check on your
sister, this is ridiculous.

493
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:52,312
It's okay.

494
00:31:52,346 --> 00:31:55,983
I guess I'll just
get the cake later.

495
00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:12,499
So, are you and mom, like,
getting a divorce?

496
00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:15,202
What? No.

497
00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,339
- It kind of seems that way.
- We're not.

498
00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:22,710
But like,
how do you know?

499
00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:25,012
Because I just... do.

500
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,947
Look, could we please
shelve this conversation

501
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,349
- for another time?
- Yeah, yeah.

502
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:35,155
Dad, um...

503
00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:36,558
Everything's gonna
be okay.

504
00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:38,927
Your mother and I love
each other very much.

505
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,227
I'm gonna fix this.

506
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,497
But, hey, I promise, okay?

507
00:32:50,738 --> 00:32:52,540
Okay.

508
00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:11,793
Does this mean
we're done fighting?

509
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:13,460
Maybe.

510
00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:17,699
I want to hear you say it.

511
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,001
Say what?

512
00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:23,671
That you love me.

513
00:33:44,759 --> 00:33:46,226
I love you.

514
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:49,296
I am in love with you.

515
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:52,165
But I have a family.

516
00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:02,744
Could you please
come back over here?

517
00:34:06,581 --> 00:34:08,215
No.

518
00:34:10,552 --> 00:34:12,486
You come here.

519
00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:48,656
I just wanna
feel safe with you.

520
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:53,093
You are safe with me.

521
00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:55,897
You have no idea what
I'm risking being with you.

522
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,733
If Kevin found out,
he would...

523
00:35:03,037 --> 00:35:05,138
Hannah, look at me.

524
00:35:08,876 --> 00:35:10,645
Please?

525
00:35:17,885 --> 00:35:19,754
It would be bad for me.

526
00:35:21,823 --> 00:35:23,691
Has he ever hurt you?

527
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:28,161
If I say yes...

528
00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:30,798
would you leave her?

529
00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:44,411
Why are you creeping
on me every five minutes!?

530
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:45,713
No, Rosebud,
I wasn't trying--

531
00:35:45,747 --> 00:35:46,914
Don't call me that.

532
00:35:46,948 --> 00:35:48,148
I'm not a kid anymore,

533
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,118
I am an adult
with valid feelings.

534
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:52,319
No, I can see that,
if we could just calm down.

535
00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,254
Stop trying to silence me!

536
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:57,625
Honey, you just need to be
a little bit quieter.

537
00:35:57,659 --> 00:35:59,359
Mom, I'm not
doing this anymore.

538
00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,428
"Doing"? Doing what?
What are we doing?

539
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:02,930
I cannot go back
down there

540
00:36:02,964 --> 00:36:04,197
in good conscience,

541
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:06,199
celebrating and drinking
and eating,

542
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,368
pretending that
everything is okay,

543
00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:12,439
while there are people
out there suffering, dying.

544
00:36:14,108 --> 00:36:16,176
It's fine.
Just say what you need to say

545
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:19,614
and just be done with this.

546
00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:22,116
Dad...

547
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:24,552
I'm dropping out of school.

548
00:36:24,585 --> 00:36:27,522
Every year, there are nearly
five thousand deaths

549
00:36:27,555 --> 00:36:31,159
related to malnourishment
in Madagascar.

550
00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,460
Most of which are children.

551
00:36:33,493 --> 00:36:34,996
Okay.

552
00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:37,431
I know how important
college is to you,

553
00:36:37,464 --> 00:36:40,802
and all the work you
and Mom did getting me there,

554
00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:43,938
but sitting in a classroom
isn't helping anything.

555
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:47,608
I need to be the change
I want to see in the world.

556
00:36:55,817 --> 00:36:59,020
What? Why is that--
why is that funny?

557
00:36:59,053 --> 00:37:00,722
- No, it's not.
- It's not.

558
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:03,157
- Are you mocking me?
- No, no, of course not.

559
00:37:03,191 --> 00:37:05,425
It's just...

560
00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:08,029
That's what all
the secrecy's been about?

561
00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:10,031
You were afraid
to tell me that?

562
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:12,332
- Yeah.
- No.

563
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:13,801
It's your birthday,

564
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:16,504
and she just kind of wanted
you to have a good day.

565
00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:18,271
Don't laugh, that's rude.

566
00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:22,143
Look, I just want
you to be happy.

567
00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:24,244
That's all I want
for everyone in this family,

568
00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:26,914
is for all of us
to be happy.

569
00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:29,751
Sorry I lied to you.

570
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:30,685
It's okay.

571
00:37:30,718 --> 00:37:33,621
Just...
no more secrets, please.

572
00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:35,288
Except, maybe, from your
grandfather,

573
00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:37,457
I'm a little tapped out
on his lectures.

574
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:41,162
I mean, it's fine,
I told him on the way over.

575
00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:45,833
Um, sorry, I-- I didn't mean to
tell him first, it just kind of

576
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,201
like slipped out.
- No, no, no... wait.

577
00:37:47,235 --> 00:37:48,401
Grandpa rode here with you?

578
00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:50,538
Mm-hmm
- Yeah.

579
00:37:51,706 --> 00:37:55,877
Which means you didn't
pick him up today, right?

580
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,578
No, no, I didn't.

581
00:37:57,612 --> 00:38:00,447
No, I was getting ready
for your party.

582
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,150
Well, we're going
to ahead and go downstairs

583
00:38:02,183 --> 00:38:05,253
because we have a house
filled with people

584
00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:06,888
for your birthday, okay?

585
00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:09,957
Thank you for expressing
all of this, let's go.

586
00:38:09,991 --> 00:38:12,126
Okay? Good job.

587
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,928
I told you
he wouldn't be mad.

588
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:15,328
Okay, Rosie,
do me a favor,

589
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,931
sweetie, can you
go down and make sure

590
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,567
that the guests are, like,
they're happy and having fun?

591
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,036
And we'll be, we'll be
right behind you.

592
00:38:22,069 --> 00:38:24,437
Yeah, okay.

593
00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,707
We'll be right behind you.

594
00:38:27,575 --> 00:38:30,011
I love you, we love you.

595
00:38:38,186 --> 00:38:39,921
We need to talk.

596
00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,892
I don't know how much more
of this I can take.

597
00:38:44,926 --> 00:38:46,527
What are you talking about?

598
00:38:46,561 --> 00:38:48,395
I'm talking about
the fact that I know

599
00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:49,764
you're hiding something

600
00:38:49,797 --> 00:38:51,431
and I want you
to tell me what it is

601
00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:53,968
before I assume the worst!

602
00:38:56,704 --> 00:38:59,841
Kristen,
just tell me the truth.

603
00:39:02,276 --> 00:39:05,580
You don't get to
demand things from me.

604
00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:09,517
You don't get to tell me
how this part goes, Tom.

605
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,454
I've always had your back,
always had your back,

606
00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:17,058
even when it's killed me.

607
00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:19,660
I'm asking you,
right now,

608
00:39:19,694 --> 00:39:23,798
I'm telling you,
you need to have mine.

609
00:39:58,266 --> 00:40:00,234
What are you doing?

610
00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:01,302
Comforting you.

611
00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:03,337
I don't need
to be comforted.

612
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,706
- Okay.
- I'm fine.

613
00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:15,716
So, what do you wanna do?

614
00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:19,287
I don't know.

615
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:24,258
I mean, we should
go downstairs and...

616
00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:27,128
pretend that we're
a happy couple,

617
00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,630
act normal.

618
00:40:29,664 --> 00:40:32,700
Stop embarrassing
ourselves and our kids.

619
00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:35,703
Get through the night
together, you know?

620
00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:39,941
Do you think
you can do that for me?

621
00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,949
Yeah, yeah,
of course, I can.

622
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:50,584
Thanks.

623
00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:01,729
What if I say yes?

624
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:05,132
Would you leave her?

625
00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:15,910
I'm gonna kill that kid!

626
00:41:15,943 --> 00:41:17,812
Thomas.

627
00:41:17,845 --> 00:41:19,847
Thomas!

628
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,361
You! Stop right there.

629
00:41:33,394 --> 00:41:35,329
Now, I've had it with you,
and that drone.

630
00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:37,198
I catch it in
my backyard one more time,

631
00:41:37,231 --> 00:41:39,499
I'm going to smash it
to pieces.

632
00:41:40,434 --> 00:41:42,069
Fuck you.

633
00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:43,237
The sky's free.

634
00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,272
Excuse me?

635
00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:47,008
What are you gonna do?
Hit me?

636
00:41:49,076 --> 00:41:51,245
That's what I thought.

637
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:52,847
Pervert.

638
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,915
Pervert!?

639
00:41:54,949 --> 00:41:56,684
Yeah, you can
tell your parents

640
00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,353
I'll be calling them, too.

641
00:41:59,387 --> 00:42:00,354
Oh, no.

642
00:42:00,388 --> 00:42:03,290
Not my parents!

643
00:42:03,324 --> 00:42:04,458
What are you gonna do?

644
00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:07,094
Tell them about
your girlfriend?

645
00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:15,703
Shit!

646
00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:35,056
No, no, no, no.

647
00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:42,863
Come on... come on.

648
00:42:42,897 --> 00:42:45,232
Oh, fuck.

649
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,942
Oh, Jesus!

650
00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:11,560
Oh, fuck.

651
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:20,000
Hello?

652
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:21,635
<i>Hey, did you get my text?</i>

653
00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:24,638
Uh, no, no,
I was running.

654
00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:26,207
<i>I was calling the office.</i>

655
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,543
<i>I thought you were supposed</i>
<i>to be at work all day.</i>

656
00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:29,844
I-- I left early.

657
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:32,246
<i>So where are you</i>
<i>right now?</i>

658
00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,548
Um...

659
00:43:36,183 --> 00:43:37,284
- <i>Tom?</i>
- Running.

660
00:43:37,318 --> 00:43:38,619
<i>Running.</i>
<i>To the house?</i>

661
00:43:38,652 --> 00:43:40,788
Yeah, wait--
why, where are you?

662
00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:42,756
<i>Uh, errands,</i>
<i>I'm running errands.</i>

663
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,725
<i>Listen, I had to push</i>
<i>the reservation up,</i>

664
00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:46,760
<i>so I'm on my way back now.</i>

665
00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:50,030
<i>Can you be ready</i>
<i>by the time I'm there?</i>

666
00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:52,266
How long?

667
00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,769
Hello?

668
00:43:58,372 --> 00:44:00,007
- Hello?
- <i>Um, just one second.</i>

669
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,611
<i>One second, one second,</i>
<i>I'm the middle of something.</i>

670
00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:03,978
<i>Um...</i>

671
00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:07,481
<i>45 minutes,</i>
<i>30 if I can beat traffic.</i>

672
00:44:07,516 --> 00:44:09,283
<i>Just let me wrap this up</i>
<i>so I can get home.</i>

673
00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,486
<i>- I'll see you soon, okay?</i>
- Kristen will--

674
00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:11,845
Come on.

675
00:45:15,249 --> 00:45:16,585
Damn it.

676
00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:23,791
Come on.

677
00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:16,110
What...

678
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:09,830
Sorry guys, I found him.

679
00:47:09,863 --> 00:47:10,964
Hiding.

680
00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,600
What did you do
to the poor man?

681
00:47:12,634 --> 00:47:14,401
Trust me, I look better
than I feel.

682
00:47:14,435 --> 00:47:17,338
Don't listen to him.
I think you look great.

683
00:47:17,371 --> 00:47:18,439
Thanks.

684
00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:20,474
Oh, hey, did you see
the gift I brought you?

685
00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:22,677
No, not yet.

686
00:47:22,711 --> 00:47:23,745
PS-5.

687
00:47:23,778 --> 00:47:24,978
Ha-ha!
You're welcome!

688
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,550
Speaking of
ruining surprises.

689
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,317
I really hope I didn't
mess anything up earlier.

690
00:47:30,351 --> 00:47:32,152
These heels just
don't mix with grass.

691
00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:34,221
I almost broke both my ankles
sneaking around back here,

692
00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:37,291
and then my heels,
they just hurt and I, I--

693
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:38,760
I feel like it is
what it is, you know?

694
00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,160
She trips on her shadow.

695
00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:42,530
- You're good...
- Sneak attack!

696
00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:43,931
Life of the party.

697
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,633
I've been looking for
your ass everywhere, buddy.

698
00:47:45,667 --> 00:47:47,769
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

699
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:50,839
Hello.

700
00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:52,640
Michael O'Neil.

701
00:47:52,674 --> 00:47:54,475
Regional Manager.

702
00:47:54,509 --> 00:47:55,643
Friends call me Mike.

703
00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:57,010
It's a pleasure
to meet you.

704
00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,781
- Nice to meet you, Mike.
- Nice to meet you, both.

705
00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:01,215
I wanted to tell you,

706
00:48:01,248 --> 00:48:02,751
the guys and I are going
to be hanging out in the back

707
00:48:02,784 --> 00:48:04,051
for a little while.

708
00:48:04,084 --> 00:48:06,086
Abe's got something
he wants to show us.

709
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,055
You know,
if you're interested.

710
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:11,458
Uh, maybe later.

711
00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:12,694
Yeah, no problem.

712
00:48:12,727 --> 00:48:14,428
I'll-- I'll come find you.

713
00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:16,531
Not if I find you first.

714
00:48:16,564 --> 00:48:17,632
Ah huh.

715
00:48:17,665 --> 00:48:19,333
Nice to meet you, man.

716
00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:22,069
- That's your boy?
- Yo, yo, yo!

717
00:48:25,172 --> 00:48:26,273
No.

718
00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:28,676
Interesting.

719
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:30,210
I'm sorry, I don't--

720
00:48:30,244 --> 00:48:34,415
I don't know him and, um,
that was really awkward,

721
00:48:34,448 --> 00:48:35,983
and...

722
00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:38,051
I'm going
to go get some cake.

723
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:40,254
Ah, sure, you are.

724
00:48:40,287 --> 00:48:42,791
- No, hey, I didn't mean--
- With him.

725
00:48:42,824 --> 00:48:44,793
I'll be right back,
I-- I promise.

726
00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:45,827
All right.

727
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:48,162
Have fun.

728
00:49:04,712 --> 00:49:05,780
I'm not gonna hurt you!

729
00:49:06,881 --> 00:49:07,948
What-- stop!

730
00:49:07,981 --> 00:49:09,349
Look, just listen
to me, please.

731
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:10,785
You come any closer
and I'll tell my dad

732
00:49:10,819 --> 00:49:11,920
everything I saw today.

733
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:13,621
What, what,
what did you see?

734
00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:15,122
- You know what I saw.
- Aiden.

735
00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:16,825
Take another step
and I'll slit your throat.

736
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:18,325
Slit my throat?
What the fuck!?

737
00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:20,929
Relax!
I just want the footage,

738
00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,897
your drone footage.

739
00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:25,900
Why would I show you that?

740
00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:30,505
Because I'm going to make you
a deal you can't refuse.

741
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:35,075
How much longer
is this gonna take?

742
00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:37,377
You want the footage
or not?

743
00:49:42,216 --> 00:49:43,585
Okay.

744
00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,185
Here.

745
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:55,663
I can't believe
you recorded all this.

746
00:49:55,697 --> 00:49:58,733
You're a sick, twisted kid,
you know that, right?

747
00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:01,435
Me?
You're the one doing it.

748
00:50:07,174 --> 00:50:09,109
Can you just leave
the room, please,

749
00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:12,279
- so I can watch this alone?
- You think I'm brand-new?

750
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:13,815
You're just gonna
delete the footage

751
00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:15,215
and cheat me out of a deal.

752
00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:18,352
Then turn around
or close your eyes, something.

753
00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:29,931
You really have
a brand-new Play Station?

754
00:50:29,964 --> 00:50:31,498
Yes.

755
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:37,137
- Can I--
- Yes, just be quiet!

756
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:42,644
What?

757
00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:43,912
Hey, hey, hey.

758
00:50:43,945 --> 00:50:46,213
What is this,
where's the rest of it?

759
00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:48,516
The rest... of what?

760
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:49,684
Kid, the day I'm having,

761
00:50:49,717 --> 00:50:51,920
you do not want
to mess with me right now.

762
00:50:51,953 --> 00:50:54,354
- That's everything.
- Aiden.

763
00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,156
I swear.

764
00:50:59,092 --> 00:51:00,160
You're nothing
but a little con artist,

765
00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:02,229
that's what you are.

766
00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:11,104
What is that?

767
00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:41,101
Oh, God damn it!

768
00:51:41,134 --> 00:51:43,337
Uh, don't tell Kristen

769
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:47,207
you've caught me
eating cake, please.

770
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,509
Keep this one between us.

771
00:51:48,543 --> 00:51:49,844
Yeah, good.

772
00:51:49,877 --> 00:51:51,512
Appreciate that.

773
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:54,348
- Have a seat.
- Nah, you look busy.

774
00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:57,484
I'm not, and it's okay.

775
00:51:57,518 --> 00:51:58,653
Sit down.

776
00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:03,891
I'm probably not
gonna ask you again--

777
00:52:03,925 --> 00:52:07,895
ever, I mean, I don't mean
right now, I mean ever.

778
00:52:07,929 --> 00:52:09,429
Have a seat.

779
00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:24,411
There you go, that almost
looks comfortable.

780
00:52:25,713 --> 00:52:28,382
Look, I feel awful
about what happened earlier.

781
00:52:28,415 --> 00:52:30,885
I should've never
let it get that far.

782
00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:34,589
Well, that's what a midlife
crisis will do for you.

783
00:52:34,622 --> 00:52:37,091
And for the record,
I do not think

784
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:40,561
you're the biggest
asshole that ever lived.

785
00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:44,098
I just always wanted better
for my daughter, that's all.

786
00:52:44,132 --> 00:52:45,900
You can understand that.

787
00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:51,939
Yeah, I screwed up
real, real bad.

788
00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:57,277
I wish I could
feign surprise.

789
00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:01,616
On the day
of your wedding,

790
00:53:01,649 --> 00:53:05,086
Kristen said something
to her mom and I,

791
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:08,790
very afraid that
she loved you too much,

792
00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:10,692
that you could hurt her.

793
00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:14,128
She was afraid
what she would forgive,

794
00:53:14,162 --> 00:53:16,931
the depths of her own
sadness she could reach

795
00:53:16,964 --> 00:53:19,834
just to be with you.

796
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:21,836
I told her she was crazy.

797
00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:25,907
Thanks for proving me wrong.

798
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:30,712
I got lucky with Lorraine,
she forgave me my infidelity.

799
00:53:30,745 --> 00:53:35,248
But... that doesn't mean
I don't curse myself

800
00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:36,316
every single day.

801
00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:39,687
It's burned in there, deep.

802
00:53:39,721 --> 00:53:42,255
You don't want that.

803
00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:44,525
You don't want
any part of that.

804
00:53:51,099 --> 00:53:53,634
I-- I don't know what to say.

805
00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:58,005
Whatever this is,

806
00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:01,609
whatever this is,

807
00:54:01,642 --> 00:54:03,410
fix it.

808
00:54:04,478 --> 00:54:05,580
Not just for your family,

809
00:54:05,613 --> 00:54:08,415
but for your own
peace of mind.

810
00:54:09,684 --> 00:54:14,655
You don't want that burning
a hole in your head, so...

811
00:54:20,194 --> 00:54:21,596
- This is where we are!
- What's up boss man?

812
00:54:21,629 --> 00:54:23,865
We were just looking for
a place to, you know.

813
00:54:23,898 --> 00:54:25,733
It's fine, we were just
all clearing out of here.

814
00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,400
Aw, come on,
don't be a Debbie Dow--

815
00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:31,072
Hey, Abe over here has got
some serious dank.

816
00:54:31,105 --> 00:54:32,039
You wanna get in?
Come on.

817
00:54:32,073 --> 00:54:33,007
Come on.

818
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:33,908
All tap in.

819
00:54:33,941 --> 00:54:34,909
Pops?

820
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,945
Enjoy, fellas,
besides...

821
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,214
I've done more drugs than
you'll ever look at.

822
00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:43,017
I don't think drugs
are your thing, too weak.

823
00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:46,386
My man.

824
00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:48,455
- I like him.
- I like him, too.

825
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:51,759
- Hop up on this.
- Careful! Careful!

826
00:54:51,793 --> 00:54:52,760
Come on, careful.

827
00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:54,762
Hey, man, relax.
You need to hit this.

828
00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:56,864
Now, I'm warning y'all.

829
00:54:56,898 --> 00:54:58,966
This is some
strong-ass shit, all right?

830
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,168
Ooh, yes!

831
00:55:00,201 --> 00:55:02,335
Yo, this party
is litty titty,

832
00:55:02,369 --> 00:55:03,370
up here in the burbs.

833
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:04,572
Cheers, yeah.

834
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:07,975
Yeah, just go easy
on the bin, okay?

835
00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:12,747
So, uh...

836
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:15,149
Where were you at
earlier today, huh?

837
00:55:15,183 --> 00:55:16,250
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

838
00:55:16,284 --> 00:55:17,752
- Uh-huh.
- What?

839
00:55:17,785 --> 00:55:19,954
Yeah, man, we was gonna
invite you to lunch, but...

840
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:23,591
your assistant said that you
took off early or something.

841
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,960
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, she did say that,

842
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,896
because I-- I did, I just
wanted to get out of there.

843
00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,397
You're hiding
something, Tommy, or...

844
00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:31,933
Ah... yes.

845
00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:34,467
- What did you hid from us?
- What are you doing, man?

846
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:35,870
Let us in on it, come on.

847
00:55:35,903 --> 00:55:37,004
Come on.

848
00:55:37,038 --> 00:55:39,406
What you hiding, man, huh?

849
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:41,509
Come on, boss man...

850
00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:42,977
What's the roll, man?
You sure?

851
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:44,444
Any big deals on the horizon

852
00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,047
that we should be
excited about?

853
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,849
- Mm-hmm.
- Full disclosure.

854
00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:48,816
Come on, come on.

855
00:55:48,850 --> 00:55:51,919
Sorry, sorry to
disappoint, guys.

856
00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:53,187
All right.

857
00:55:53,221 --> 00:55:55,256
- That's all you, boss man.
- Yeah!

858
00:55:55,289 --> 00:55:56,991
Birthday boy's gotta do
the honors, come on.

859
00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:59,193
No, no, no, I'm--
I'm not gonna do any of that.

860
00:55:59,227 --> 00:56:01,394
What?

861
00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,430
No, no, no, no, no, no.

862
00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:04,632
He's got a point.

863
00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:06,234
This is
the birthday boy, okay.

864
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:08,903
If he wants to be a pussy,
he can be a...

865
00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:10,338
He can be pussy.

866
00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:12,840
No, no, no.
You're right, you're right.

867
00:56:12,874 --> 00:56:15,375
- Pussies get fucked.
- Today you came out of a pussy,

868
00:56:15,408 --> 00:56:16,677
so you have the right
to be one, also.

869
00:56:17,812 --> 00:56:19,981
Guys, it's just that
my kids are here.

870
00:56:20,014 --> 00:56:21,282
Aw, man, fuck the kids!

871
00:56:21,315 --> 00:56:22,683
Nobody cares about your kids.

872
00:56:22,717 --> 00:56:23,651
Yeah!

873
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,219
Do you know what
would be really fun

874
00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:27,255
is if we just all went
back to the party!

875
00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:29,123
- Oh... hell, no.
- One hit and we're...

876
00:56:29,156 --> 00:56:31,626
Hit this, come on.

877
00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:34,128
Birthday hit, birthday hit,
birthday hit.

878
00:56:34,161 --> 00:56:35,263
- Come on, guys.
- Birthday hit,

879
00:56:35,296 --> 00:56:36,330
birthday hit...

880
00:56:36,364 --> 00:56:39,166
Birthday hit,
birthday hit...

881
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,635
Careful!
Careful of the bin!

882
00:56:40,668 --> 00:56:44,772
Birthday hit, birthday hit!

883
00:56:44,805 --> 00:56:46,173
What's that?

884
00:56:46,207 --> 00:56:47,440
What, what?

885
00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:48,910
Oh, that,
no, no, no, no.

886
00:56:48,943 --> 00:56:50,111
That's mold.

887
00:56:50,144 --> 00:56:51,212
Here, give me the joint,

888
00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:52,213
give me the joint.

889
00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,915
Yeah!

890
00:56:53,948 --> 00:56:56,317
Aw, yeah!

891
00:56:56,350 --> 00:56:58,953
Birthday hit!

892
00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:00,453
That's my boy.

893
00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:01,856
Birthday joint, birthday joint,

894
00:57:01,889 --> 00:57:07,862
birthday joint, birthday joint.

895
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:13,466
What the fuck was that?

896
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,702
Aw, that's just sad.

897
00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:15,870
You're like a beat up
old woman.

898
00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:17,038
Man, you're over
there sippin' tea.

899
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,306
Hit that shit, dude.

900
00:57:18,339 --> 00:57:21,776
Hit that shit,
inhale from your balls.

901
00:57:21,809 --> 00:57:24,211
Diaphragm...

902
00:58:04,585 --> 00:58:08,189
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is
that guy by my wife?

903
00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:10,958
The hot one?

904
00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,293
You don't know?

905
00:58:12,326 --> 00:58:13,527
Let's fuck his ass up.

906
00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,795
I feel like I do,

907
00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:18,299
I just can't figure out
from where.

908
00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:20,034
Yeah, that's the worst.

909
00:58:20,067 --> 00:58:21,302
Oh, my God.

910
00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:22,603
- Huh?
- My knees are water.

911
00:58:22,636 --> 00:58:25,272
Knees are what? What?

912
00:58:25,306 --> 00:58:28,175
I told you not to take
that last hit!

913
00:58:33,714 --> 00:58:35,049
Hey, can I talk to you?

914
00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:38,419
Hey, I thought you were
going to get cake.

915
00:58:38,452 --> 00:58:39,620
What?

916
00:58:39,653 --> 00:58:42,356
You said you were going
to get some cake.

917
00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:44,925
Oh, yeah,
right, I ate it.

918
00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:47,061
- Was it good?
- It was delicious.

919
00:58:47,094 --> 00:58:49,830
Was it? Good.

920
00:58:54,035 --> 00:58:55,703
Hey, man, I'm Kevin.

921
00:58:55,736 --> 00:58:59,540
Oh, sorry, this is Kevin.

922
00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,280
I'm sorry.

923
00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:08,983
It's been a really long day.

924
00:59:09,884 --> 00:59:12,953
- Okay, um...
- Yeah, I'm sure.

925
00:59:12,987 --> 00:59:15,656
As I was telling your
beautiful wife, here.

926
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:19,727
That, uh... I'm just
trying to find my wife.

927
00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:29,236
- She's beautiful.
- Thank you.

928
00:59:35,109 --> 00:59:36,911
I-- I don't...

929
00:59:39,514 --> 00:59:41,782
I don't know her.

930
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:46,555
Just, I was able to get into
her Uber account,

931
00:59:46,587 --> 00:59:49,423
and the last location
she came to was here.

932
00:59:49,457 --> 00:59:51,826
And now I'm trying
not to panic, but...

933
00:59:51,859 --> 00:59:53,928
Her phone keeps going
to voicemail.

934
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,963
Which is odd because
we talk all the time.

935
00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:58,766
Yeah, Tom?

936
01:00:01,335 --> 01:00:02,636
Hey, hey.

937
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:04,506
You drove grandpa here
this afternoon, right?

938
01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:06,440
Ew, Dad, you look deranged.

939
01:00:06,474 --> 01:00:07,675
Rose, for the love of God,

940
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:09,343
please just answer
the question.

941
01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:11,912
Okay, yes, I drove him here.

942
01:00:11,946 --> 01:00:13,214
Do you guys want some cake?

943
01:00:13,247 --> 01:00:14,516
Not now, Alex.

944
01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:15,749
And your mom,

945
01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:17,384
she didn't pick him up
today because...

946
01:00:17,418 --> 01:00:18,953
She still had to
pick up the cake

947
01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,788
and then she had to get the
food, so whatever, yeah,

948
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:22,256
she asked me to do it.

949
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:24,158
So she was out all day.

950
01:00:24,191 --> 01:00:25,527
- Yeah.
- You're sure.

951
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,294
- Yes!
- How? How do you know

952
01:00:27,328 --> 01:00:28,796
she wasn't here at the house?

953
01:00:28,829 --> 01:00:30,731
Because I literally was
on the phone with her

954
01:00:30,764 --> 01:00:32,099
all afternoon while she was
at the store and everything.

955
01:00:32,133 --> 01:00:35,236
It's true,
I was with her all day.

956
01:00:36,237 --> 01:00:37,539
How high are you right now?

957
01:00:37,572 --> 01:00:39,773
Really, how fucking high
are you right now?

958
01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:42,276
I thought we agreed to get
through this night together.

959
01:00:42,309 --> 01:00:44,011
I thought you and I agreed

960
01:00:44,044 --> 01:00:45,614
to get through this
night together.

961
01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:48,449
- Yeah I thought too, but--
- Look at you.

962
01:00:48,482 --> 01:00:50,284
How do you know that guy?

963
01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:51,620
What guy?

964
01:00:51,652 --> 01:00:53,120
The one you were just
all buddy-buddy with

965
01:00:53,154 --> 01:00:55,389
a second ago.

966
01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:57,224
Are you jealous of a guest?

967
01:00:57,258 --> 01:00:58,459
I don't know.

968
01:00:58,492 --> 01:01:01,896
No, no, Kristen, I'm just
trying to piece this together!

969
01:01:01,929 --> 01:01:04,398
You need to get
a fucking grip right now.

970
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:05,733
Calm the fuck down.

971
01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:07,735
You're acting insane, okay?

972
01:01:07,768 --> 01:01:09,703
I don't know.

973
01:01:09,737 --> 01:01:11,405
Why are you doing this?

974
01:01:11,438 --> 01:01:13,107
Why am I doing what, Tom?

975
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:15,610
I'm not doing anything,
I thought you knew him--

976
01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:16,777
Then why is he here?

977
01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:18,746
I don't know,
why he's here.

978
01:01:18,779 --> 01:01:19,747
I don't know him,

979
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,215
I thought you knew him,

980
01:01:21,248 --> 01:01:24,485
I don't know, I never met
the man before in my life.

981
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:25,486
Okay?

982
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,888
Now calm the fuck down.

983
01:01:29,256 --> 01:01:32,226
Maybe you should
just ask him yourself?

984
01:01:32,259 --> 01:01:33,327
Maybe.

985
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,496
You're scaring the shit
out of me right now.

986
01:01:35,530 --> 01:01:36,631
And the kids.

987
01:01:36,665 --> 01:01:39,233
Okay. Okay, okay,
no one panic.

988
01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:42,203
But that guy over there
is a very dangerous man.

989
01:01:42,236 --> 01:01:45,306
Don't talk to him--
don't even look at him.

990
01:01:45,339 --> 01:01:47,474
But don't worry,
I got this.

991
01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:48,742
Okay,
you need to stop.

992
01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:50,311
You do not-- stop.

993
01:01:50,344 --> 01:01:51,613
Knock it off, Tom.

994
01:01:51,646 --> 01:01:52,846
I'm not letting him
get away with this.

995
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,114
Get away with what?

996
01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:57,184
It's time to expose
this mother--

997
01:01:57,218 --> 01:01:59,720
- Tom.
- This guy.

998
01:01:59,753 --> 01:02:02,323
- Tom... Tom...
- I gotta do something.

999
01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:03,457
Fuck. Stop!

1000
01:02:13,635 --> 01:02:14,935
It's a set-up.

1001
01:02:14,969 --> 01:02:17,771
That's all this is--
he's trying to set you up.

1002
01:02:17,805 --> 01:02:19,073
But you're smarter than he is.

1003
01:02:19,106 --> 01:02:20,741
So everything's
going to be fine.

1004
01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:22,943
It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine.

1005
01:02:22,977 --> 01:02:28,449
It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.

1006
01:02:49,970 --> 01:02:52,674
One second.

1007
01:02:52,707 --> 01:02:54,074
One second.

1008
01:02:54,108 --> 01:02:56,010
One second.

1009
01:02:57,144 --> 01:02:58,713
Hey, it's me.

1010
01:02:58,747 --> 01:02:59,748
Okay, sorry.

1011
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:00,981
It's a nice bathroom.

1012
01:03:01,015 --> 01:03:02,449
Look, I may be
overstepping here,

1013
01:03:02,483 --> 01:03:04,719
but truth is, I really
care about you, dude,

1014
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,220
so I'm just gonna
lay it all out there,

1015
01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:10,924
because I am absolutely done
with the bullshit, okay?

1016
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:12,426
I can make people.

1017
01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:13,994
Before you say anything,
I know what you're thinking.

1018
01:03:14,028 --> 01:03:15,530
You got it
all together, right?

1019
01:03:15,563 --> 01:03:17,732
That you can handle
all of this shit on your own.

1020
01:03:17,766 --> 01:03:19,867
I get it. Listen to me.

1021
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,569
I've been watching you,

1022
01:03:21,603 --> 01:03:24,905
and I know, okay?

1023
01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:28,042
You've been taking
early lunches,

1024
01:03:28,075 --> 01:03:31,812
coming into work,
smiling and shit, right?

1025
01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:33,947
Hell, I've been
watching you all night,

1026
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,551
run around, looking over your
shoulder and shit.

1027
01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:40,387
Okay? I know exactly
what's going on.

1028
01:03:43,157 --> 01:03:45,760
You really need
a new account.

1029
01:03:45,794 --> 01:03:47,194
And I want to be
a part of it.

1030
01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:49,531
Now, look,
before you say anything,

1031
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:50,799
I know exactly why you didn't

1032
01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:52,399
say anything
in front of the boys.

1033
01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:55,235
I get it, you can't trust
those fucking tadpoles.

1034
01:03:55,269 --> 01:03:57,004
But not me, no.

1035
01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,707
I want to be your partner.

1036
01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:02,943
I am standing here,
in real time, with you,

1037
01:04:02,976 --> 01:04:05,012
wanting to be your partner.

1038
01:04:07,749 --> 01:04:09,850
We're just middle management,
Mike.

1039
01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:11,352
Duh-duh-duh-duh.

1040
01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:12,953
For now, for now.

1041
01:04:12,986 --> 01:04:15,923
Yeah, look, I want to go
all the way with you.

1042
01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:17,925
And don't, don't worry,

1043
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,193
I'm not gonna
press the fucking details

1044
01:04:19,226 --> 01:04:20,795
and I'm not gonna
ask for your trust.

1045
01:04:20,829 --> 01:04:22,630
I'm going to earn it,

1046
01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:27,134
and I'm going to earn it
starting with...

1047
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,771
this!

1048
01:04:29,804 --> 01:04:32,306
Is that cocaine?

1049
01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,776
I have no fuckin' idea,
but it could be.

1050
01:04:34,809 --> 01:04:36,544
Yeah, it is the ultimate
bonding experience,

1051
01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:39,179
and I ain't gonna let you
leave this restaurant

1052
01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:42,483
until you jump on this
fuckin' wagon with me

1053
01:04:42,517 --> 01:04:45,886
and join me for the ride.

1054
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,155
What do you say?
Okay?

1055
01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:50,725
Happy birthday,
motherfucker, huh?

1056
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:53,394
Come on,
let's get into it, dude!

1057
01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:59,400
Keep the party going--
I need five.

1058
01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:01,101
On it.

1059
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:08,643
Hey, it's time, you set
"Despacito"?

1060
01:05:08,676 --> 01:05:11,579
Yeah, could you...

1061
01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:27,461
She ended up
owning a wine tasting

1062
01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:29,496
and chemical peel clinic.

1063
01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:31,566
I was her little tryout.

1064
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:35,637
My face is going to be better
than a baby's ass!

1065
01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:41,475
<i>You have no idea what</i>
<i>I'm risking being with you.</i>

1066
01:05:41,509 --> 01:05:43,511
<i>If Kevin found out, he would,</i>

1067
01:05:43,545 --> 01:05:45,212
<i>he'd be really smart and</i>
<i>really ruthless.</i>

1068
01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,947
<i>I'm just trying</i>
<i>to find my wife.</i>

1069
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:50,451
<i>And the last location</i>
<i>she came to was here.</i>

1070
01:05:58,091 --> 01:06:00,528
What is he doing?

1071
01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:02,396
I don't know.

1072
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:05,132
This is so sad.

1073
01:06:05,165 --> 01:06:07,267
Also kind of beautiful.

1074
01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:10,538
Maybe it's just me,
but I feel moved.

1075
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:14,642
Yeah, I'm gonna go find Mom
so she could put him to bed.

1076
01:06:20,915 --> 01:06:24,351
<i>Tom?</i>
<i>Tom, please, Tom!</i>

1077
01:06:28,489 --> 01:06:29,724
Hey, Thomas.

1078
01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:31,191
Are you okay?

1079
01:06:31,225 --> 01:06:33,193
Hey, man, you don't look
so good-- you all right?

1080
01:06:33,227 --> 01:06:34,929
Yeah, I just gotta find him.

1081
01:06:34,963 --> 01:06:36,531
Okay, wait, I think
you're too high, look,

1082
01:06:36,564 --> 01:06:40,000
why don't you stand by Lilly,
I'll go grab Kristen.

1083
01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:43,370
Yeah,
I got it, I got it...

1084
01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:44,639
Tom.

1085
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,976
Oh, hey, look, hey,

1086
01:06:48,008 --> 01:06:49,711
I didn't mean
to catch you off-guard.

1087
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:51,278
Yeah, I know
who you are, Kevin,

1088
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:52,714
and I know why you're
really here,

1089
01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:55,382
so let's just
cut the bullshit.

1090
01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:56,618
The what?

1091
01:06:56,651 --> 01:06:57,852
Came back to the scene.

1092
01:06:57,886 --> 01:06:59,086
For what?

1093
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:01,255
So you could go
watch my life unravel?

1094
01:07:01,288 --> 01:07:03,591
How long have you been
planning this for?

1095
01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:04,959
What the fuck?

1096
01:07:04,993 --> 01:07:06,694
I'm just trying
to find my wife.

1097
01:07:06,728 --> 01:07:08,128
Yeah, nice try.

1098
01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:09,496
But I already
know everything,

1099
01:07:09,531 --> 01:07:12,266
and I'm not letting you
get away with it.

1100
01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:13,066
Okay...

1101
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,401
Here's what's gonna happen.

1102
01:07:14,434 --> 01:07:16,004
You and I are
gonna go inside,

1103
01:07:16,036 --> 01:07:18,940
and we're going
to discuss things there.

1104
01:07:18,973 --> 01:07:21,876
Let's go-- now.

1105
01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:23,143
Now.

1106
01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:25,279
- There?
- Yeah.

1107
01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:29,784
I don't know
where I'm going.

1108
01:07:29,817 --> 01:07:32,252
Straight up the stairs.

1109
01:07:34,154 --> 01:07:35,155
Is she up there?

1110
01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:37,525
What? No.
Just keep moving.

1111
01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:41,428
- Don't even look at me.
- Okay. Fuck.

1112
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,668
- Was that necessary?
- I want you to think about

1113
01:07:46,701 --> 01:07:48,770
how quickly this can go bad.

1114
01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:50,038
Hannah warned me about you.

1115
01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:53,975
All I have to do
is claim self-defense.

1116
01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:54,943
Wait a second.

1117
01:07:54,976 --> 01:07:56,544
So you do know Hannah.

1118
01:07:56,578 --> 01:07:57,745
You know my wife?

1119
01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:59,212
What the hell, man.

1120
01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:02,149
I want to see my wife,
or you take me to her.

1121
01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:03,618
Why would you ask me that?

1122
01:08:03,651 --> 01:08:05,085
Where is she?

1123
01:08:05,118 --> 01:08:06,955
I am not going
to tell you that.

1124
01:08:06,988 --> 01:08:11,659
Just take me
to my wife, right now!

1125
01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:12,894
No.

1126
01:08:12,927 --> 01:08:14,629
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

1127
01:08:14,662 --> 01:08:15,797
Okay, hold on.

1128
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,464
Hey, I can tell you
right now,

1129
01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:20,802
you and I, we are not
on the same page.

1130
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,135
No shit.

1131
01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:24,038
I'm a pacifist, okay?

1132
01:08:24,072 --> 01:08:26,440
I'm all about
non-violent resolution.

1133
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,744
Yeah, but you're okay
hitting your wife, right?

1134
01:08:29,777 --> 01:08:31,980
What?
I never hit anybody.

1135
01:08:32,013 --> 01:08:33,313
Then why would she say that?

1136
01:08:33,347 --> 01:08:34,549
I don't know,
I don't know.

1137
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:36,851
Okay? She's done
a lot of crazy shit.

1138
01:08:36,884 --> 01:08:39,721
Hey, whatever she said.

1139
01:08:39,754 --> 01:08:40,955
Tom, is it?

1140
01:08:40,989 --> 01:08:44,826
Okay, she's messing
with your head.

1141
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,326
You may think you know her,

1142
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,497
but I promise you, you don't
know her like I know her.

1143
01:08:50,531 --> 01:08:53,001
Okay, fine, just don't point
that thing at me!

1144
01:08:53,034 --> 01:08:55,302
I'm deathly afraid of guns.

1145
01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:58,205
You fucking disgust me.

1146
01:08:58,238 --> 01:09:00,041
Just tell me
what the hell you want.

1147
01:09:00,074 --> 01:09:03,443
Whatever it is,
whatever it is, I'll do it.

1148
01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:05,680
Nothing had to be like this.

1149
01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:09,282
And then you had to come
and ruin everything!

1150
01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:11,853
But you went
way too far, man.

1151
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:15,422
Okay.

1152
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:17,792
And now we're all fucked.

1153
01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:40,447
Stop, stop, stop it,
stop it, stop it.

1154
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,818
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna pass out.

1155
01:09:43,851 --> 01:09:45,953
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1156
01:09:45,987 --> 01:09:48,589
Did you fuck my wife?

1157
01:11:12,807 --> 01:11:15,275
Dick.

1158
01:11:19,547 --> 01:11:20,915
Come on.

1159
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:34,629
Dad?

1160
01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:36,396
Shit.

1161
01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:39,767
This is not...

1162
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,269
Come with me.

1163
01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,770
Uh, wait, who is that?

1164
01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:45,438
- Come on.
- What the fuck happened?

1165
01:11:48,776 --> 01:11:53,114
Okay, I know that
probably looks...

1166
01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:54,582
really bad,

1167
01:11:54,615 --> 01:11:57,051
and it doesn't
make much sense,

1168
01:11:57,084 --> 01:11:58,318
but I promise you,

1169
01:11:58,351 --> 01:11:59,921
I'm going to explain
everything later.

1170
01:11:59,954 --> 01:12:03,157
Just don't say anything
until after I have a chance

1171
01:12:03,191 --> 01:12:05,993
to speak to your mom,
please.

1172
01:12:06,027 --> 01:12:08,162
Everything's
going to be fine.

1173
01:12:08,196 --> 01:12:09,329
I'm going to fix this.

1174
01:12:09,362 --> 01:12:10,631
Yeah, kind of keep
saying that,

1175
01:12:10,665 --> 01:12:14,068
and everything
keeps getting worse.

1176
01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:17,404
Alex, I need to know you're
not gonna say anything--

1177
01:12:17,437 --> 01:12:20,508
not to Rose, not your mom,
not anyone.

1178
01:12:24,679 --> 01:12:28,883
Please, kid, I really
need you trust me on this.

1179
01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:32,920
Okay.

1180
01:12:32,954 --> 01:12:34,222
Thank you.

1181
01:12:34,255 --> 01:12:36,557
Thank you,
thank you so much.

1182
01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:38,860
That means
the world to me.

1183
01:12:45,299 --> 01:12:47,602
Is that her husband?

1184
01:12:56,043 --> 01:12:58,312
Who's husband?

1185
01:12:58,346 --> 01:12:59,881
The woman, Dad.

1186
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:04,318
The one from the pool.

1187
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,195
I need you
to tell me exactly

1188
01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:16,697
what it is you're
talking about.

1189
01:13:17,932 --> 01:13:20,034
I just wanted to help.

1190
01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:27,508
- What did you do, Alex?
- I'm sorry, I--

1191
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:31,279
I didn't know her husband
was gonna show up. Fuck.

1192
01:13:31,312 --> 01:13:33,547
Okay, okay, Alex, Alex.

1193
01:13:35,316 --> 01:13:38,686
What did you do?

1194
01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:39,654
I...

1195
01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:41,656
I called your office
and they said

1196
01:13:41,689 --> 01:13:44,292
that you took
the afternoon off.

1197
01:13:44,325 --> 01:13:45,693
I just wanted
to come over and see

1198
01:13:45,726 --> 01:13:48,461
if you wanted to hang out
before dinner, so...

1199
01:13:48,495 --> 01:13:52,967
I came over, and I heard
voices in the backyard.

1200
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,970
So I walked around to see
if you were back there.

1201
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:10,418
<i>But I heard her talking, too,</i>
<i>about leaving Mom,</i>

1202
01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:14,454
<i>and it just-- I knew that</i>
<i>you didn't want to, but...</i>

1203
01:14:14,487 --> 01:14:17,224
<i>she wouldn't take no</i>
<i>for an answer.</i>

1204
01:14:21,162 --> 01:14:23,731
<i>It all happened so fast.</i>

1205
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:42,476
I was so scared
on how you'd react, so I ran.

1206
01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:45,046
But when I came back
for the party,

1207
01:15:45,079 --> 01:15:46,580
and everything
had been taken care of,

1208
01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:48,916
and the cops weren't called,

1209
01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:51,819
I knew that we were
in this together.

1210
01:15:53,421 --> 01:15:55,524
But her fucking husband
has to show up,

1211
01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:57,958
- and what, is he dead, too?
- No, no, no, no.

1212
01:15:57,992 --> 01:16:00,895
No, no, no, no, he's not,
he's not, he's not dead.

1213
01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:02,563
Look, we had--
we had a fight,

1214
01:16:02,596 --> 01:16:05,566
he's unconsciousness,
that's all you saw.

1215
01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:14,008
Okay. Okay.

1216
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:16,577
What if we make it
look like he did it,

1217
01:16:16,610 --> 01:16:18,179
and we can clear
both of our names of this

1218
01:16:18,212 --> 01:16:20,648
and Mom never has to know.

1219
01:16:22,116 --> 01:16:23,751
Would that work?

1220
01:16:26,053 --> 01:16:28,856
Dad? Just please tell me
that'll work,

1221
01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:31,292
could we just do something?

1222
01:16:32,393 --> 01:16:34,128
- No, Dad.
- It's okay, it's okay.

1223
01:16:34,161 --> 01:16:35,763
Dad, no.

1224
01:16:35,796 --> 01:16:38,466
What are we gonna do?

1225
01:16:38,499 --> 01:16:39,568
I'm gonna fix this.

1226
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,603
You're not good at that.

1227
01:16:43,538 --> 01:16:45,005
- Quick, grab his feet, quick.
- What?

1228
01:16:45,039 --> 01:16:47,208
- His feet, grab them.
- Okay.

1229
01:16:47,241 --> 01:16:48,342
To the closet on three.

1230
01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:49,511
One, two, three.

1231
01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:51,612
What the fuck are you doing?

1232
01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,614
What are you doing?

1233
01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:54,748
What are you doing?

1234
01:16:54,782 --> 01:16:56,617
- What are--
- Okay, okay.

1235
01:16:56,650 --> 01:16:58,119
Nobody move.

1236
01:16:58,152 --> 01:17:00,087
No one's going anywhere
until we figure this all out.

1237
01:17:00,121 --> 01:17:02,056
What kind of sick shit
are you two doing?

1238
01:17:02,089 --> 01:17:03,991
This is not
what it looks like.

1239
01:17:04,024 --> 01:17:06,794
Oh, my God,
is that a gun?

1240
01:17:06,827 --> 01:17:09,029
Oh, shit.

1241
01:17:09,063 --> 01:17:09,797
Yes.

1242
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,031
Alex, come here.

1243
01:17:11,065 --> 01:17:12,466
Alex, come behind Mom,
right now.

1244
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,701
Kristen, I can explain.

1245
01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:14,835
You stay there.

1246
01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:16,737
Don't you fucking move.

1247
01:17:16,770 --> 01:17:18,172
Don't you dare move.

1248
01:17:18,205 --> 01:17:19,373
Alex, please...

1249
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:20,808
No, Mom,
this isn't his fault, okay?

1250
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:22,209
He was just trying to help!

1251
01:17:22,243 --> 01:17:24,645
Alex, just let me explain.

1252
01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:27,081
Just give me five minutes,
I'll explain everything.

1253
01:17:27,114 --> 01:17:28,916
Then you can go downstairs
and call the cops yourself,

1254
01:17:28,949 --> 01:17:30,552
- if you want.
- Dad, no, we ca--

1255
01:17:30,585 --> 01:17:32,653
Look, I will tell you
everything.

1256
01:17:32,686 --> 01:17:35,055
Anything you wanna know,
just give me five minutes

1257
01:17:35,089 --> 01:17:37,992
before we all
make this even worse.

1258
01:17:38,025 --> 01:17:38,893
No bullshit.

1259
01:17:38,926 --> 01:17:40,227
Tell me the fucking truth.

1260
01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:42,997
What the fuck
is going on right now?

1261
01:17:45,933 --> 01:17:48,302
I've been having
an affair.

1262
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:54,808
Did you hear
what I just said?

1263
01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:56,443
You think I'm stupid?

1264
01:17:56,477 --> 01:17:58,613
Really?
You think I'm that dumb?

1265
01:17:58,647 --> 01:18:00,381
Of course I know.

1266
01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:02,116
I've known for months.

1267
01:18:03,751 --> 01:18:05,853
- You did?
- Yes, I did.

1268
01:18:05,886 --> 01:18:08,389
I've been meeting
with lawyers, so...

1269
01:18:08,422 --> 01:18:09,990
Happy birthday, surprise.

1270
01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:12,793
- You were gonna leave me?
- This is not about me!

1271
01:18:12,826 --> 01:18:15,763
Fucking selfish prick,
are you kidding me right now?

1272
01:18:15,796 --> 01:18:17,898
Why is he on the ground,
tied up?

1273
01:18:17,932 --> 01:18:19,099
What the fuck is going on?

1274
01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:21,135
Right,
I was getting to that.

1275
01:18:21,168 --> 01:18:22,604
You're not talking
fast enough.

1276
01:18:22,637 --> 01:18:24,004
Fucking say
what you need to say.

1277
01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:28,342
Look, I just need
everyone to know that...

1278
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:31,445
this is the absolute
lowest moment of my life.

1279
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:34,415
No shit, Tom, no shit.

1280
01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:36,383
I mean...

1281
01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:37,718
I'm so sorry.

1282
01:18:42,289 --> 01:18:44,124
I'm a liar.

1283
01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:45,627
A cheat.

1284
01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:47,795
A shitty husband,
a shitty dad,

1285
01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:51,098
and a shitty role model,
and you all deserved better.

1286
01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:52,567
And everything
that has led up

1287
01:18:52,601 --> 01:18:54,134
to what's
going on right now

1288
01:18:54,168 --> 01:18:56,136
is entirely on me.

1289
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:03,110
I was reckless.

1290
01:19:03,143 --> 01:19:05,680
And I let that
jeopardize our family.

1291
01:19:05,714 --> 01:19:08,082
But I would
gladly give my life

1292
01:19:08,115 --> 01:19:11,051
to take it all back
and make this right again

1293
01:19:11,085 --> 01:19:12,119
if I could.

1294
01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:14,388
I would die for anyone
in this room!

1295
01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,190
I feel like this
is all my fault.

1296
01:19:16,223 --> 01:19:17,157
Your fault, honey?

1297
01:19:17,191 --> 01:19:18,792
How is this
your fucking fault?

1298
01:19:18,826 --> 01:19:20,027
This is not your fault,

1299
01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:22,997
it's not your fault,
it's...

1300
01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:24,265
Tom.
What happened?

1301
01:19:24,298 --> 01:19:26,967
I need to know right now,
why you did what?

1302
01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:28,469
I don't even know
what the fuck you did.

1303
01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:32,139
Dad was having an affair
with this guy's wife and...

1304
01:19:32,172 --> 01:19:35,309
I killed her
and he hid the body outside.

1305
01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:36,977
What the fuck, Alex!?

1306
01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:38,613
I don't know what to say,
could we just...

1307
01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:40,147
Why would you do that!?

1308
01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:41,750
Don't look at me
like that, Mom,

1309
01:19:41,782 --> 01:19:43,784
I don't want--
I don't want to go to jail.

1310
01:19:43,817 --> 01:19:45,687
Tom, please tell me
this isn't true.

1311
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,222
Mom, please,
I'm sorry, okay!?

1312
01:19:48,255 --> 01:19:49,923
- How could you do that?
- I don't know!

1313
01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:53,360
I was just--
I wanted to save the family!

1314
01:19:55,129 --> 01:19:57,798
I know I let things
get out of hand.

1315
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,637
But I do have a plan.

1316
01:20:02,671 --> 01:20:04,371
It's a really good plan.

1317
01:20:04,405 --> 01:20:07,841
That's right,
and if you could just trust me

1318
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:09,243
to do the plan,

1319
01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:13,480
it really is the best way
to protect our family.

1320
01:20:13,515 --> 01:20:16,050
Especially our children.

1321
01:20:18,586 --> 01:20:21,922
This is so fucked.

1322
01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:25,660
I don't want anything
to do with this.

1323
01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:27,061
Definitely don't want
to be the person

1324
01:20:27,094 --> 01:20:30,064
that sends anybody to jail.

1325
01:20:33,601 --> 01:20:35,235
Okay.

1326
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,104
Thank you, Rose.

1327
01:20:38,839 --> 01:20:41,241
But this
has to be unanimous.

1328
01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:47,549
What do you need us to do?

1329
01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:48,982
Okay.

1330
01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:53,555
Okay, I just need all of you
to go back to the party

1331
01:20:53,588 --> 01:20:56,423
and start
getting people to leave.

1332
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:59,393
That's it?

1333
01:20:59,426 --> 01:21:01,995
That's it,
that's the plan.

1334
01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:08,670
Okay, okay.

1335
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:11,639
You heard Dad, so...

1336
01:21:11,673 --> 01:21:13,173
Let's do it.

1337
01:21:15,744 --> 01:21:19,380
This is actually insane.

1338
01:21:27,221 --> 01:21:29,189
Thank you.

1339
01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:53,981
She hates me.

1340
01:21:54,014 --> 01:21:56,250
She doesn't hate you.

1341
01:22:00,522 --> 01:22:02,891
Are you mad at me?

1342
01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:05,025
Kristen, are you okay?

1343
01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:06,126
Is everything okay?

1344
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,327
Yeah, everything's good.

1345
01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:08,162
Is Tom okay?

1346
01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:09,363
Yeah, he's just tired,

1347
01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:11,331
so we're gonna kinda
call it a night.

1348
01:22:13,902 --> 01:22:16,036
- Hey.
- There he is.

1349
01:22:16,069 --> 01:22:18,540
Can I take a family
photo of you guys?

1350
01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:19,641
This'll be great.

1351
01:22:19,674 --> 01:22:20,775
That'll be a good idea.

1352
01:22:20,809 --> 01:22:23,477
Yeah, you look so good.

1353
01:22:23,511 --> 01:22:24,712
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1354
01:22:24,746 --> 01:22:25,979
You take my purse.
Rose!

1355
01:22:26,013 --> 01:22:27,314
Rose, come on.

1356
01:22:27,347 --> 01:22:29,383
Rose, come on,
come on, family photo, let's go,

1357
01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:30,919
birthday, remember?

1358
01:22:30,951 --> 01:22:32,787
- Come on.
- Just one.

1359
01:22:32,821 --> 01:22:35,122
Or two, two, two.

1360
01:22:35,155 --> 01:22:37,024
Hey, guys,
get in really close.

1361
01:22:37,057 --> 01:22:39,426
All right,
look a little happy.

1362
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:41,094
Smile.

1363
01:22:41,128 --> 01:22:42,764
Okay, come on, you can
do better, one more.

1364
01:22:42,797 --> 01:22:44,164
Can you smile?

1365
01:22:44,198 --> 01:22:45,600
Don't you
want to center it?

1366
01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:46,868
Okay, I will center.

1367
01:22:46,901 --> 01:22:49,604
No, I'm fine, I got this.
Yeah, okay.

1368
01:22:49,637 --> 01:22:51,171
Okay, smile.

1369
01:22:51,205 --> 01:22:53,073
- Okay, love it.
- Perfect.

1370
01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,408
Silly boy!

1371
01:22:54,441 --> 01:22:56,276
Tommy, Tommy,
get your ass over here.

1372
01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:57,444
You gibroni.

1373
01:22:57,478 --> 01:22:58,746
Come on, speech!

1374
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,047
Birthday speech!

1375
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:02,115
- Come on. Everyone.
- What's going on?

1376
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:03,651
Birth-day speech.

1377
01:23:03,685 --> 01:23:04,752
Come on.

1378
01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:06,253
You tall glass
of poop juice,

1379
01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:07,922
get your ass over here.

1380
01:23:07,956 --> 01:23:09,189
Come on!

1381
01:23:09,223 --> 01:23:13,293
Birthday speech,
birthday speech.

1382
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:20,702
All right, everybody,

1383
01:23:20,735 --> 01:23:21,703
we're trying
to wrap things up,

1384
01:23:21,736 --> 01:23:23,036
so I'll make this quick.

1385
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,540
First off,
thank you, everyone,

1386
01:23:25,573 --> 01:23:27,942
for making it out tonight,
and, of course...

1387
01:23:29,409 --> 01:23:31,646
<i>911, what's your emergency?</i>

1388
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:33,515
<i>My name is Thomas,</i>
<i>I'd like to report</i>

1389
01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,482
<i>a domestic dispute.</i>

1390
01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:38,151
<i>I need the police here</i>
<i>immediately.</i>

1391
01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,754
Because there are some things

1392
01:23:39,787 --> 01:23:43,190
worth protecting
at all costs.

1393
01:23:46,895 --> 01:23:48,696
We're looking
for the homeowners.

1394
01:23:51,966 --> 01:23:54,434
That would be me.

1395
01:23:54,468 --> 01:23:55,870
- Whoa!
- Gun!

1396
01:23:57,639 --> 01:23:58,973
What the fuck, dude!?

1397
01:23:59,007 --> 01:24:01,308
- What is happening?
- Shit!

1398
01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:25,365
<i>It wasn't supposed</i>
<i>to happen like this.</i>

1399
01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:38,245
<i>I was just trying</i>
<i>to protect my family.</i>

1400
01:25:14,816 --> 01:25:18,251
I'm a very lucky man,
as most of you well know,

1401
01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:21,089
far luckier than I deserve.

1402
01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:25,026
And it got easy
to take that for granted.

1403
01:25:25,059 --> 01:25:27,562
But this world's
a crazy place,

1404
01:25:27,595 --> 01:25:32,066
and you never know what's
gonna happen next, so...

1405
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:35,135
Always cherish
the people you love.

1406
01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:38,740
Love them lavishly,
honestly,

1407
01:25:38,773 --> 01:25:39,907
and I'm sure you'll do

1408
01:25:39,941 --> 01:25:42,110
a better job
of it than I have.

1409
01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:43,745
Stay on the lookout
for the truly

1410
01:25:43,778 --> 01:25:46,814
beautiful things in life.

1411
01:25:46,848 --> 01:25:50,250
Like the love from
someone you don't deserve.

1412
01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:55,690
Or the embrace from those
you cherish the most.

1413
01:25:57,592 --> 01:25:59,393
Be on the lookout
for second chances

1414
01:25:59,426 --> 01:26:02,864
to do the right thing.

1415
01:26:02,897 --> 01:26:07,200
Because some things are worth
protecting at all costs.

1416
01:26:36,164 --> 01:26:37,665
<i>We found a body in a pool bin.</i>

1417
01:26:37,699 --> 01:26:40,601
<i>This is a homicide,</i>
<i>secure the crime scene.</i>


